Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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