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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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