Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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