She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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