Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I enjoy the company of your penis
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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