Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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