MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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