I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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