i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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