good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
its not stalking. its research.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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