summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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