I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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