so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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