I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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