So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? Iβll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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