Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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