sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So much Jack, so little girl.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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