so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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