they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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