Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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