; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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