Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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