There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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