Can Purell be used as lube?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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