I wish you could order shots online.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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