Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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