i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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