how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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