We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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