yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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