it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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