She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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