Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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