Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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