I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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