I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he thought i was a dude.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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