Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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