I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Mom said you looked used
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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