i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
honey bunches of taint.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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