am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
well you can't waste a boner
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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