did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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