You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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