Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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