The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i barfeds in our rink
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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