Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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