so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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