i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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