If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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