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So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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