Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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